My Dearest Eggies

Welcome to my humble Merchandising Establishment. Please peruse my goods and wares at your leisure. All purchases contribute to the making of Great Art (and the paying of my nephew-cum-manager-cum-manservant Bonson his weekly tuppence).

Prop Shop Auction!

For just 48 hours, I'm auctioning some props and equipment in a canny strategy to recoup some financial losses from a full thirty minute concept album on which I spent my entire life savings.

The auction will go live for just 48 hours from 10:00 (BST), 18 April 2025!

Collections

  • The TPMOTSITIS Collection

    All the finest goods from my latest album, Technically Probably More Of The Same In Theory I Suppose.

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  • The Vinyl Collection

    Behold my Musical Art takes physical form. Find all available vinyl pressings from across my catalogue.

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  • The Combo Collection

    Assorted merch bundles for the truest of fans. Combo deals for maximum convenience and minimal expense.

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